Why the terrorists hate us

Americans are huge fat pigs. We have so much, and we consume so much, and the terrorists are both jealous and disgusted by us. No, this isn't a post about terrorists, or war, or politics. Surprise, surprise .... it's a post about fat doggies!! This is ridiculous:This poor fat dog! I came across this picture because, apparently, there is a cure for fat dogs! No, your giant dog doesn't need something simple like less food and more exercise (I hear that works with humans, actually), but needs ... prescription drugs! Duh, why didn't I think of that? Here I am thinking dogs should just go to the park and run around or something, and eat less (which should be easy as they don't exactly have opposable thumbs and access to the kibble bag). When all along, there was Sentrol just waiting to suppress puppy appetites.

Also, there is apparently a right and wrong kind of exercise for dogs. Running around in a park is unstructured play, and apparently very bad. Doggie treadmills, underwater activities, and begging (core abdominal muscles, people!) are structured and good exercise.

Don't tell me you didn't learn anything new today.