I bought a black apartment

This might be one of my favorite scenes from 30 Rock. While I am never one to drunk dial (I'm being serious people! I really don't), I've seen enough of my friends succumb to the temptation of the phone when combined with an unfortunate amount of alcohol. My only issue is how long it takes Liz Lemon to get through her two bottles of wine. I'd finish those off while composing my thoughts for the first phone call! As a disclaimer, I will say that most of the people I know can't down two bottles of wine by themselves. It either makes me mega cool ... or an alcoholic. I'll keep you posted. Besides, am I the only one who has moved on to the new drunk dialing - drunk texting?