I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

In case you couldn't tell from my Ben & Jerry's free cone day post, I LOVE ice cream. A lot. And when I read that Mr. Robbins of Baskin Robbins died at age NINETY the other day, I decided it was ok for me to eat ice cream. Instead of apples - a cone a day will keep the doctor away, right? Then I found this article about the ten worst ice cream flavors of all time. In case you don't want to read it (but it's funny, so you should), I'll recap.

1. Wasabi ginger - from Cold Stone. "What am I supposed to mix in, chunks of fish?"
2. Fish - "What am I supposed to mix in, wasabi?"
3. Black licorice - hey, I can't even drink Jagger. Or eat fennel.
4. Wheat - I'll take it in carb form, thanks.
5. Pit viper - just, no.
6. Raw horseradish - if it's not on my tri tip or Arby's sandwich, I'm not interested.
7. Tomato - I can't even eat tomato soup.
8. Charcoal - that's not even a food.
9. Viagra - just take it in pill form.
10. Salad - ice cream is fattening, stop pretending. "It just makes it the most retarded thing you could ever try and market to fatties."

Now I'm really wishing I was capable of keeping ice cream in my freezer. But I'm not, so I have nothing to go snack on to get the idea of salad ice cream out of my head.